Tuesday, May 5, 2009

AAACChhhhoooooo!

sniff... I think I have come down with something. Alliance forces keep dieing when ever I sneeze, so this cow may have come down with the dreaded "pig flue." I am not sure how I could have caught it, it is not like I hang around Orgrimmar's Farms. Honest, I don't. I go for the Goldshire or Southshore heifers. When I roll up on my Great White Kodo and my pimp hat, they go crazy for Crazytrain.

Last night in a AB match, six alliance died when I sneezed on them at the lumber mill. It may have to do with the fact they went flying over the edge, and die at the base of the mountain. I wasn't sure if it was the fall or the snezze that caused the death, they released before the undead could perform an autopsy. They didn't die all at once, but one by one, they came up to take the flag, and went flying over the edge when I sneezed. Maybe I should cover my mouth/beak.

I went to my trainer to ask him about it, and he assures me it was just a mild case of Typhoon. Maybe I should get a second opinion. One can never be too careful.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Nurf GM!

This article brings up an interesting question. What would you do if you were given an insanely awesome piece of gear by blue?

The fact that a gnome got it, I am not surprised by his action. He apparently used it to farm gear for his guild. Evil, evil gnomes.

What would I have done? Well, considering that just a few months ago I got a pet bear from blue, I would assume it was to make up for how badly they nurfed casters with the mana regeneration change in patch 3.1.1. I would use it to verify the rummer that it is possible to kill Death Knights and Pallys. I would go to the Black Temple, because I have never seen that instance. I would attempt that quest to gather Rapter eyes, because it may take only an hour due to drop rates. I may even try to find a drake pet or possably get rep with Timbermaw Hold. Something like that would make rep grinding a little less painful, only a little.

For PvP, I would only use it when some one at our same lvl brought in thier Arena twinked 80 to get out of a gank fest. I despise whiny, snivling smack tards that can't even deal with PvPing someone at thier own lvl and has to call in thier 80. They don't even attempt to excape, they just cry. Something like this will ensure that thier 80 enforcer will not beable to interfear with a little PvP amongst equals.

The problem with one shotting this, is it gets boring, and isn't a challenge. Not having a chalange to a game, there is no point to playing it. God mode is not something I use in video games, unless they sux and I just want to see the end.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

To gank or not to gank, that is the question.

I choose to gank.

Ganking, corps camping, griefing, world PvP should be words that define a PvP server in any online game. The one thing that breaks up the tedium of grinding mobs, questing scripted events, and adding interest to a game that has been wikied to death. There is no guaranteed strategy, attack, or reaction when fighting a human player. It is the shot of adrenaline that snaps you out of the stupor of predictability.

Skill, gear, determination, team work, and dumb luck. One is not greater then the other.